Jokes 冗談

ACSian Pimping

Posted 2006-07-17 (月) 午前9:41 by terra

HAHAHAHAAHAH

Mood: Funny

英語を学びましょう！！

Posted 2006-06-22 (木) 午前1:07 by terra

Oh dear lord, if this isn’t the funniest thing I’ve seen tonight:

The watermark on the top right-hand corner says 笑ってはいけないハイスクール (lit. the highschool where laughter is bad). Go figure.

Subjects: Film, Television & Anime 映像, Jokes 冗談

Mood: Funny

Found the following joke in a Japanese video compression website. Took the liberty of ‘beautifying’ the picture for presentation on this page. Apparently, the joke’s been circulating around the web for ages in a variety of forms (e.g. this text version.)

p.s. Intended for the picture above to be in PNG-24 with alpha transparency but noooooooo…. I.E. 6 just has to suck…

Subjects: Jokes 冗談

Mood: Funny

The boss, the asshole

Posted 2004-05-04 (火) 午後3:40 by terra

The following is a joke that was sent to me via ICQ:

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.”

The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”

The hands said, “We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.

So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!

You don’t need brains to be a boss — any asshole will do.

Subjects: Jokes 冗談

Mood: Funny

Toilet Joke

Posted 2004-02-16 (月) 午後1:43 by terra

Extract from a conversation with a friend that took place in the office just after lunch break.
It’s either you get it or you don’t.

Friend: “I think I need to go to the Gents. I’m bored.”
Me: [innocently] “So you go to the Gents when you’re bored, huh?”
Friend: “I hope you don’t mean anything other than going to the Gents.”
Me: [0.5 second pause]”…OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD………”