Journal archive: May 2006

Will the surprises never cease?

This is one of the funniest sh*t I’ve ever read…

Q: What are the procedures to renew my membership if it is expiring soon?
A: You have to maintain sufficient fund (sic) in your XXXX account. The system will deduct the renewal fee from your account and renew your membership automatically on the date of expiry.

Q: How much is the renewal fee?
A: The renewal fee for A and B is $42.00 (inclusive of [tax]) and $21.00 (inclusive of [tax]) respectively.

Q: What should I do if my membership has expired?
A: You will have to come down personally to XXXX to appeal to our Customer Service Officer for late renewal. All renewal is subjected to approval. An administrative fee for late renewal will be imposed

Q: What will happen to the balance fund in my expired account if I do not have sufficient fund for renewal?
A: A monthly maintenance fee will be imposed and deducted from your XXXX account after your membership has expired.

Subjects: General

Mood: Raves and Rants

Tags: driving