Funny

Toilet Joke

Posted 2004-02-16 (月) 午後1:43 by terra

Extract from a conversation with a friend that took place in the office just after lunch break.
It’s either you get it or you don’t.

Friend: “I think I need to go to the Gents. I’m bored.”
Me: [innocently] “So you go to the Gents when you’re bored, huh?”
Friend: “I hope you don’t mean anything other than going to the Gents.”
Me: [0.5 second pause]”…OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD………”

Subjects: Jokes 冗談

Mood: Bordom, Funny

Half a china doll

Posted 2002-05-08 (水) 午後8:41 by terra

The mouth isn’t as painful as yesterday evening when the anaesthetic wore of. But my left cheek is swollen today so my face is a little distorted and as the Chinese saying goes: Mei Lian Jian Ren (No Face to Meet People, which actually means I’m too ashamed to meet anyone. But I’ll take it literally heh heh) My mom calls me the Japanese doll. I say half Japanese doll, if you catch my drift.

Subjects: General

Mood: Funny, Raves and Rants

Tags: doll

Round 1 of Hiccups of the Day

Posted 2002-05-07 (火) 午前11:52 by terra

Round 1 of Hiccups of the Day has just begun, as I start on writing this blog.

Today I suffered one of the worst one-hours of my life as I went to the dentist to get my horizontally-growing, wisdom tooth removed. I shall spare this blog the details but let’s just say a lot of needles, drilling and digging was involved =( Oh well, at least its over and done with. The tooth was much larger than I imagined it to be. How did such a huge thing grow without me realising it. I think that explains the occasional headaches that I’ve been getting. Right now, the whole lower left portion of my face is numb. If I drool I don’t think I will realise. It’s back to the baby days for the next few hours (at least I can still type though).