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American Idol pre-tour interviews and videos

Rehearsing for Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing:

Subjects: Film, Television & Anime 映像, Music 音楽

Mood: Funny

Tags: Adam Lambert, American Idol, bromance, Kris Allen

Rolling Stone bounty

And so, Rolling Stone fever hit Singapore today.

Subjects: Music 音楽

Mood: Funny, Gratifications, Philosophical Musings

Tags: Adam Lambert, Kinokuniya, Rolling Stone

I need a haircut!

髪の毛、のびちゃったな!

Subjects: General

Mood: Funny, Gratifications, Raves and Rants

Tags: hair

東京ドリフト…被害者:一人の俳優さん

If this wasn’t so fricking hilarious I would be ranting how extremely dangerous this prank was.

Just the other day me and my colleagues were just talking about the authenticity of Japanese pranks such as the infamous sauna and the toilet pranks. I mean, how do the producers get around without getting sued? But the plethora of ridiculousness has forced me to rethink otherwise. Maybe it is possible after all?

Anyways, methinks me shall end this blog entry before me ends up looking like a complete naive fool. Opinions are sometimes best left unmentioned.

Subjects: Film, Television & Anime 映像

Mood: Funny

Tags: Japan, YouTube

我が名はジャック(船長ではなく、☓長)

俺達は腐った卵。
 杯をあげよう!

Yo-ho, Kimura Takuya does a mean impression of Captain Jack Sparrow. Check it out ^__^

Subjects: Film, Television & Anime 映像

Mood: Funny

Tags: Japan, Kimura Takuya 木村拓也, parady, Pirates of the Carribean, YouTube

ACSian Pimping

HAHAHAHAAHAH

Subjects: Jokes 冗談

Mood: Funny

Tags: ACS, pimping, YouTube

英語を学びましょう!!

Oh dear lord, if this isn’t the funniest thing I’ve seen tonight:

The watermark on the top right-hand corner says 笑ってはいけないハイスクール (lit. the highschool where laughter is bad). Go figure.

Subjects: Film, Television & Anime 映像, Jokes 冗談

Mood: Funny

Tags: Japanese, YouTube

Problem-Solving Worksheet

Found the following joke in a Japanese video compression website. Took the liberty of ‘beautifying’ the picture for presentation on this page. Apparently, the joke’s been circulating around the web for ages in a variety of forms (e.g. this text version.)

Problem-Solving Flowsheet

p.s. Intended for the picture above to be in PNG-24 with alpha transparency but noooooooo…. I.E. 6 just has to suck…

Subjects: Jokes 冗談

Mood: Funny

The boss, the asshole

The following is a joke that was sent to me via ICQ:

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.”

The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”

The hands said, “We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.

So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!

You don’t need brains to be a boss — any asshole will do.

Subjects: Jokes 冗談

Mood: Funny

Psycho Moms

Somehow navigated to this site via Neil Gaiman’s weblog.

Your Mommy Kills Animals!

Geeeee… and we wonder why kids are going bonkers these days.

Subjects: General

Mood: Discoveries & Relevations, Funny

Tags: Neil Gaiman, PETA

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