//Begin Speech println (...)

//Begin Speech

println ("
I felt like such a loser and moron yesterday when I discovered that I left my identity card at the Library in the loan machine after borrowing some PKD books mentioned in the previous blogs. The real tragedy was that I realised the card was missing only after the library sent a letter to inform me that they had found it.
");

echo ("
%bold *cue to applause* %bold
");

println ("
The letter states in its first paragraph:
");

println ("
“We are pleased to inform you that your lost [IC] was found and returned to the Library.”
");

println ("
Actuallly, it probably never left the library. Makes me wonder which is the greater moron in this age of one-click-instant letters and semi-automatic postage dispensers.
");

echo ("
*moment of silence*
");

//Resume talking

println ("
Anyways I shall try to disassociate myself from the interlude of oxygen-deprivation-to-the-brain a minute ago. So….this is really the best news I’ve had this week (ummmm okay it’s Monday but I think the statement will still stand)
");

println ("
“Dear students,
There is no Computing undergraduate lectures for Week 0 (starting 22 July 2002). Lectures start from 29 July 2002. Lessons for Computing postgraduate modules (levels 5000 and 6000) will begin on 22 July 2002.”
");

//End of Speech

Subjects: General

Mood: Bordom

Tags: found, library, lost, PKD